toxicity and beyond

mood: dead tired
song of the day: moonlight over paris | paolo santos
current rave: pakshet 113! hahaha

gademmit! may exam sa 113! pakshet pakshet pakshet! wala lang. later.

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a
face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking
for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the
same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a m! ovie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in
your
wildest dreams.



they say that loving someone is the greatest and
the hardest feeling of all time...

situations like these...

>pano kung mahal mo pero di ka mahal?
MOVE ON. MOVE ON. MOVE ON.


>mahal nyo ang isa't isa pero hindi pwede?
BAKIT HINDI PWEDE? LOLZ. OH WELL. GANUN TALAGA EH.

>pwede pero maraming ayaw?
DEFY ALL ODDS! NAX HAHA. AS IF.

>pwede pero nagpapakiramdaman pa?
HAPPENED TO ME A LOT OF TIMES. NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO MOVE THOUGH. HAHA. MERON NAMAN PALANG TIME NA MEJO AYOS AKO HAHA.

>friends naman na pwedeng more than friends?
ANG KULIT NAMAN. PWEDE NAMAN PALA EH. PERO INGAT KASI IT MIGHT
DESTROY THE FRIENDSHIP ANDALLTHATJAZZ

>kunwari pihikan pero hindi?
AY ANG ARTE.

>kayo pero pinagpalit ka sa iba?
PAKSHET KA! HINDI KA MAKAKAHANAP NG KATULAD KO! TANDAAN MO YAN!

>kayo na nga inaagaw pa ng iba?
ISANG NAPAKALAKING TANGA. KUNG AKO TO, MALABONG BALIKAN KO PA.

>hanggang dreams mo na lang talaga siya?
MARAMING GANYAN. HAHAHA. HAYAAN NA LANG. WALA NAMAN TALAGANG MANGYAYARI EH

>or friends lang tlga dapat kahit mahal mo?
BETTER TO BE FRIENDS THAN NOT.

>madami pang iba... san ka ba dito?
HUH?

>nagsisinungaling sayo na nakikipagusap pa siya
sa ex niya?
PAKSHET GAGUHAN NA TO.

>nahule mong may iba, tapos gs2 niya pagsabayin
kayong dalawa?
TAPOS NA TAPOS NA TAPOS NA WALA NANG KASUNOD PANG KABANATA.


>mhal kpa pero hndi na cia masaya?(no people
involve)
WAG NANG PAGPILITAN. MAGPARAYA NA LANG. HAYAAN SIYANG MAGHANAP NG
MAGPAPASAYA SA KANYA AHUHUHUHU :(